Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

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Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.