Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

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How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

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What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal