Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

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What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked?

There was no bikini atoll

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Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal