Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

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What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.