Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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Sine Jokes More Sine Jokes

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.