Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Previous Random Joke Next

Sine Jokes More Sine Jokes

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

City Jokes More City Jokes

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

Gamble Jokes More Gamble Jokes

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!