Gamble Jokes

Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

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Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!