Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

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Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

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Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.