Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

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What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

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Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.