Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

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What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

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Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

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Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..