Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

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What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!