Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

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How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

Which Doctor would you like to see?

Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

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How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

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Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any