Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

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Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

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Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any