Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

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Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.