Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

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Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

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When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

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Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.