Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ?

Lame Joke Haploid

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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Why do Muslims hate Reddit?

Haram be everywhere

Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

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Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake