What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

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What did the redneck say to his sister?

Oooh yeah, baby!

Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

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What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.