What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

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Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.