What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"