How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

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How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "