Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

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What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

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Seeder

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

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How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

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I don't know, you tell me.

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A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

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How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.