Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

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When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

How do pirates like their jigsaws?

A: In pieces of eight.

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How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

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How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.