His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.
He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.
You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.
Three pirates
A buck-an-ear
Change the drinking age to 25
You can't tell it's in the dark
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
Swab the deck!
