His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.
Let's get on the ship, men!
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Because they arrr!
An iPadth.
Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
Swab the deck!
