What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How does Harry Potter get down the stairs?

By walking. J.K. Rowling...

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

Old Jokes More Old Jokes

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.