What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

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What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

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Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.