What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

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How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

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Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

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Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

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Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

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What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.