What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

Sway Jokes More Sway Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!