What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

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Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

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What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

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What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

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What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!