What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

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What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

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What do you call a midget psychic running from the law?

A small medium at large.

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

Sway Jokes More Sway Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.