What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

Sway Jokes More Sway Jokes

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.