What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!