What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.