Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Flamingo Jokes More Flamingo Jokes

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.

Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.