Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and several fins?

A: A happy bear!

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

Flamingo Jokes More Flamingo Jokes

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !