Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why USD erected so fast?

Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC

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Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

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Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)