Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

Flamingo Jokes More Flamingo Jokes

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift