Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
Art.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Well, glad I got that over with."
Because if they didn't they'd fall over.
They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.
