What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

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What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

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What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

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What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A: A hobby horse.