What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

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How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who can't stand?

Neal

How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.