What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

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Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...