What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

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What do you call a limbless swimmer?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob