What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

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Bob.

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j.pegs

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Cancer.

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Well that got a load off my mind.

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Con-grab-ur-asians!!

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To stop getting wet !

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Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob