What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

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What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.