What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.