Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam