Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!