Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

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What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.