Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

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What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water?

Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.