Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

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How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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When does feminism end?

When Islam begins.

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

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What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !

Why do elephants have flat feet?

from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

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What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

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Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.