How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

What are the famous last words of a redneck?

Hey ya'll, watch this!"

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How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem