How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

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What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

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How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem