What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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What do you get when you mix lemonade and ice tea?

A dead golfer...

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

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What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!