What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "

What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.