What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

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How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.