What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

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What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common?

They both care way too much about the c Dynasty.

Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation :)

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!