What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound