What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide