What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide?

A Zimmer frame

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What does a spider do when he gets angry ?

He goes up the wall !

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."