What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers?

Smolger's. &lt.&lt

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What do you call it when a sewer collapses on itself?

Sewercide

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.