What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

What's the most common career choice among spiders?

Web development

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.