Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

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How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

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What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .