Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

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Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair