What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

Thousand Year Jokes More Thousand Year Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Book Club Jokes More Book Club Jokes

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.