What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

Thousand Year Jokes More Thousand Year Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Book Club Jokes More Book Club Jokes

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church