What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

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Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.