What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.