How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

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What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

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What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Why are there no black people in clue?

Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.

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How does Alfred call batman for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence