How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

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What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

2scooby4doo

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!