How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess