How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Why are there no black people in clue?

Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.