How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

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How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

What is Eminem's favourite food?

wraps

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Why are there no black people in clue?

Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess