How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.