How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

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How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

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Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

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What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess