How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!