Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.
Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
Supreme Liter Coke.
Supreme Liter Coke
The Lone Aardvark!
A: Moo.
Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.
Me: *reveals Minion tattoo*
Because that would be a para-dox.