Because they are really good at it
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Mountains peak.
On the second page of google.
Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.
So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.
So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.
A Labrador Deceiver.
Because they pikachu
The airplane.
A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.
Because he was always spotted.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Hide his paycheck with his kids.
You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.
He used a krypton-currency.
Because it's always spotted.
Hide their money in their bible.
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
Hide in the living room.
Last years hide and seek champion
You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.
Pretty gaunt
Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.
The ICU (I-see-you!)
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
His vision was based on movements.
The hide and seek champion.
Hide n' seek
Stephen Hawking's personal gym.
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
Because they are always spotted!
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
Hide it in a science book.
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
Alzheimer, Grandma.
He can never find the Loki.
Under a bar of soap.
Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.
Under the soap.
He paints his hooves red.
Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.
Hiding the erection.
Put it under the soap.
IN PLANE SIGHT!
Because it hides their teeth.
Daniel Morcombe
Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados
Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.
So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Karmaflage!
Incognitoad.
Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
You hide in a field and make carrot noises.
The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there
To hide his nuts!!
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
Because no one will look for them.
Hide and go sleep.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
You can hide your own easter eggs.
No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
Mascarpone!
You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
They disguise themselves as uncles!
To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.
Hide and Speak !
To hide his booty.
By hiding his employment check in his work boots.
Dough nuts!
A: Because no one will look for them.
Under the soap
A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
To trip ants.
He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"
Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."
So he could hide in the cherry tree.
Hide and squeak !
Right under the children's noses
r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"
Fowl play !
BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'
A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.
Because he's not a rat.
Oops. Wrong subreddit!
Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.
because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.
Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016
Nobody will look for them.
Ready or not, hair I comb!
A: One.
Hide the tiddley winks.
nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.
Hide and go zika
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.
In a brief case.
Me: I love you.
British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.
Because an itch in time saves nine.
flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.
Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
Cause they all have phones!
A "Build your own Jesus" kit.
I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.
I see my ex came by."
Because they're hill-areas!
They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
He wanted to check his e-mail.
So he could hide in the cherry tree !
X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!
They're usually the elephant in the room
NEIN!"
