Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

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What is a British Scholar's favorite store?

Finks

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )