Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

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What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

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How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.