Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

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Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.