Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a black prince?

A british tank you racist.

How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .