Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

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How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?