What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

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How did Ramadan go?

It went by pretty FAST!

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"