What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

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Why did the lobster blush?

Because the see weed.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.