What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

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How did Ramadan go?

It went by pretty FAST!

What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST