What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

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Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

What do you call a conversation about weed?

A diskushion.

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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!