What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

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What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!