What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

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When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

How did Ramadan go?

It went by pretty FAST!