What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

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What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

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Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed