What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!

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What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What's harder the softer it gets?

Typing withw my peniuasd 9damnit!)

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What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

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Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.