What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

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Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious