Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

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Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

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Why does the disinterested Italian man have perfect skin?

Because he's aloof-a

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.