Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

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Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

What do you call a six sided shape that's missing?

A hex-a-gone

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What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

What do you call a run-down and Italian neighborhood?

The Sphaghetto

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.