Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

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How can you tell if someone is Italian?

They'll tell you.

What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

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How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan