Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed

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How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.