Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.