Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

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What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.