Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

What do you call a woman with no legs?

Disabled.