Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

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What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.