How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.