How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

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What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

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What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...