How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Why were birth rates low in 1970?

You can't get pregnant during '69.

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.