How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

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Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.