How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.