Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
They're not allowed to run in the halls.
The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.
Two women playing pool.
Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will
half-a-dog!
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.