Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
Nothing, you've already told her twice...
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
A: His heart stops bleeding.
What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
Wednesday
