Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

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What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

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Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past