Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

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How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.