They're not allowed to run in the halls.
Their best swimmers are all in American waters.
Because they don't have 2 towers.
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
A gun free zone
The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.
Did your manners die too Use your words!
Americas already got two running for president.
I haven't a clous.
They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting
A school shooting
deck the halls with boughs of free cash