Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

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What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

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Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash