Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

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Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

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What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

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How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.