Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

School Shooting Jokes More School Shooting Jokes

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

Hall Jokes More Hall Jokes

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall