Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

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Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

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What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

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Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall