Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

How does Furious 7 end?

Paul Walker dies.

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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.