Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall