Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe?

Vault Disney

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

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What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall