Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

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Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What Is An Doge?

much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

Fast Food Jokes More Fast Food Jokes

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food