Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM ( Revolutions Per Minute )

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Fast Food Jokes More Fast Food Jokes

What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food