Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

What did the egg say to the hot water?

Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Fast Food Jokes More Fast Food Jokes

What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.