Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

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How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common?

neither of us can last more than a minute :(

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What Is An Doge?

much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Fast Food Jokes More Fast Food Jokes

Who loves fast food?

Jared fogle

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.