Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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Who's there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ?

Boiler egg for four minutes !

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

Fast Food Jokes More Fast Food Jokes

What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!