Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can you RAN in a campsite, but never RUN in a campsite?

Because it's always past-tents.

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Fast Food Jokes More Fast Food Jokes

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food