What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

Who's there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ?

Boiler egg for four minutes !

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.