What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Who's there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ?

Boiler egg for four minutes !

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

South American Jokes More South American Jokes

How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.