What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM ( Revolutions Per Minute )

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

South American Jokes More South American Jokes

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.