RPM ( Revolutions Per Minute )
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He was following the Tsar.
They planet!
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)
A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
A pigeon... "Coup, coup"
It caused a revolution.
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Both are measured in revolutions per minute.
A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"
Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.
Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.
Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
neither of us can last more than a minute :(
Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.
A socialist.
Seriously I dont know.....
Tim Tebow
They mean what they say.
Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.
The communist wants equality
I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.
Because property is theft.