What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

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What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds?

There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

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What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.