What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

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What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

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How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.