What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

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How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk