What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

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What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

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ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*

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What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.