How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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They are all #2s.

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A pencil has a point.

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Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ?

Bach to work!

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Because its white and it works.

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What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

Why are so many Mathematicians vegetarians?

Cos Lettuce

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What is the German word for Constipation?

Farfrompoopen.

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.