How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

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How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil