How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

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What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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Who was the first mathematician?

A concave man

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil