What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

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What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

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Where are the Golden State Warriors from?

Chokeland.

What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.