Golden State Warrior Jokes

What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

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What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

Where are the Golden State Warriors from?

Chokeland.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.