They are all #2s.
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They watch moving picktures.
Chokeland.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.
At the basketball.
It was a No. 2.
They work it out with a pencil.
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.