Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

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Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

A: Play the piano until you find the right key.

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Which do you light first?

The match

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.