Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush