Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

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What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers