Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.