Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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What do naked fish play with ?

Bare-a-cudas !

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

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Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.