Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

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Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

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Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her