Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!