What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!

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What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!