What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

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What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings