What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

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Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

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Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!