What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

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What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.