What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

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What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.