What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.