What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

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How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

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What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.