What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

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What is another word for Pokemon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!