What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

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Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.

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What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...