What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

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What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...