What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

Previous Random Joke Next

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.