What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

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What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...