Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

Preposition Jokes More Preposition Jokes

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.