Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What did the web server told the browser?

My &ltBODY&gt is ready. What did the browser answer Please give me &ltHEAD&gt first.

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What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

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How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.