Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."
ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
A spelling bee !
Talk in your sleep.
45 minutes.
Her husband had a holloween-ie.