What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

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What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

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What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.