What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

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What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.