Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."
A golden receiver!
tummy, my X-Men!
Darth Vader.
Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
Student: A teacher!
On and on anon.
Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
