Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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Where do you want me to put my clothes?

She says, "On top of mine."

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

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What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?

A. Donut seeds.

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What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk!

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What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!