Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

What do you call a good looking canyon?

Gorge-ous

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Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

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What did the baby milk say to his older sister?

You're spoiled!

What do you get from an overly pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.