Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

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He didn't want to play second fidel

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Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.