Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

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Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

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What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

How do we fix boxing?

We can't. It's already fixed.

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What did the baby milk say to his older sister?

You're spoiled!

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Spoiled milk!

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Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.