Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

Spoil Jokes More Spoil Jokes

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Frankenstein Monster Jokes More Frankenstein Monster Jokes

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.