How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

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What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

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What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

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Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble."

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!